(1971) * ½
After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere France, two girls end up being taken hostage on the island inhabited by Morgana Le Fay. They are given two options, either give Morgana their soul and they will stay young and beautiful for eternity or remain in the dungeon to grow old and ghastly.
I’m giving it one and a half stars because it has one really cool scene that is picturesque, surreal and colorful, but other than that the only purpose of this film appears to be lesbians and threesomes, which for some may not be such a bad thing.
This is Gurth, the midget slave of Morgna. He hopes to one day become her master, but sadly for Gurth he is bullied and tormented by her until his untimely death. On the upside, he does get to order Morgana’s sex slaves to have threesomes.
7 comments:
I'm dying over here!! Freaking RIOT!
I'm sure the boys will appreciate all those girl on girl pictures. I, however, need to be more careful when I open this at work these days!
Where in the world do you find these, whirly?
I mean it, where? What's the phone number?
Just when I think I can't be shocked and appalled any more by your reviews, you go and do it again! How dare you subject me to so many bare breasts?
When you get these from the video store do you have to go in a special "adults only" room in the back of the store to find your "horror"? I hope you don't burn out too quickly with al these stinkers. I can't believe the guy's name is "Gurth". Is this in reference to the thickness of his, um, well, you know?
I think he's Called Gurth for irony.
I swear I was going to ask the same question JPX! Whirly you crack me up.
Oh my GOD. I ask for pictures of threesomes and you deliver almost immediately. I thought I was joking.
great post thanks
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