From this day forward, I solemnly swear that every time JPX ruins my day with an unexpected picture of Zac F'ing Efron, I will have no choice but to retaliate with the only effective defense in my arsenal: Low Self Esteem Girlfriend.
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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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Not for the first time I wonder if this woman feels a chill every time we post her picture.
Now, THAT's the religion I can get behind: after you die you find out everything anyone else said about you.
(Actually, that would be terribly depressing.)
Um, yikes?
I'm pretty sure this is the first time I have seen this picture. Is this really an ex?
This woman was in the magazine videogame ad that my family was in when we were kids. Surely you must've seen that ad on the blog before?
I made myself crazy looking for that post on H-thon for JPX's birthday picture. Turned out the post had actually shown up on our toy blog Jeff and Jeff's Pandemonium. See it here.
I laughed so hard when I saw DCD's perfectly reasonable reaction to the picture. I was also jealous in a way. You can only see that picture for the first time once. I think she could use a better name though.
Harriet? Gretchen?
Is she in front of a Twin Peaks background?
I think she's cute. She looks friendly. And she could have been dynamite in the sack--you never know.
She looks like Annie all grown up. It's a hard knock life, indeed.
I honestly never considered what sex with her would be like before. Now I have a whole new, deeply disturbing fantasy to explore. Thanks Julie!
And yes, the Black Lodge seemed oddly appropriate for her.
I think Gretchen kind of fits - something about those eyebrows. Octo may protest though since that is actually a name of one of his exes.
So, I just clicked on the link to get to the original post and while looking at the picture, my 4 yr old comes up to me and says,
"What's that? High School Musical?
I laughed my ass off.
all this is making me consider the hierarchy of who has been made fun of the most on this blog. top five has got to look something like
1 - Uwe Boll
2 - Zac Efron (on a rocket sled)
3 - Gretchen the Underwhelming (or Harriet)
4 - Tom Cruise
5 - Kirsten Dunst
(Zac Efron's meteoric rise bumps Shia LaBoeuf out of the top five)
DCD, that's the second funniest thing I've heard all day! the first was Jordan's remark about painting the lobby of his parents' building.
I'mnotmarc, you're forgetting the Olsen twins!
that's exactly why i was asking for help. if it were a comprehensive top 5, would the olsen twins replace anybody? would the order of most hated change? i think the top two spots are pretty much a lock -- everyone here hates those two.
Excellent query Marc. My first thought was that Dunst should be higher on the list. And I don't think Gretchen is hated, though she has admittedly been mocked.
I randomly scrolled the May '07 archive and after first thinking "holy shit, I can't believe how much JPX posts", I found Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and M Night Shymafalalala to add to the list.
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