Tuesday, September 11, 2007

JPX left me no choice...




From this day forward, I solemnly swear that every time JPX ruins my day with an unexpected picture of Zac F'ing Efron, I will have no choice but to retaliate with the only effective defense in my arsenal: Low Self Esteem Girlfriend.

15 comments:

Octopunk said...

Not for the first time I wonder if this woman feels a chill every time we post her picture.

Now, THAT's the religion I can get behind: after you die you find out everything anyone else said about you.

(Actually, that would be terribly depressing.)

DKC said...

Um, yikes?
I'm pretty sure this is the first time I have seen this picture. Is this really an ex?

JPX said...

This woman was in the magazine videogame ad that my family was in when we were kids. Surely you must've seen that ad on the blog before?

Octopunk said...

I made myself crazy looking for that post on H-thon for JPX's birthday picture. Turned out the post had actually shown up on our toy blog Jeff and Jeff's Pandemonium. See it here.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I laughed so hard when I saw DCD's perfectly reasonable reaction to the picture. I was also jealous in a way. You can only see that picture for the first time once. I think she could use a better name though.

Harriet? Gretchen?

Julie said...

Is she in front of a Twin Peaks background?

I think she's cute. She looks friendly. And she could have been dynamite in the sack--you never know.

JPX said...

She looks like Annie all grown up. It's a hard knock life, indeed.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I honestly never considered what sex with her would be like before. Now I have a whole new, deeply disturbing fantasy to explore. Thanks Julie!

And yes, the Black Lodge seemed oddly appropriate for her.

DKC said...

I think Gretchen kind of fits - something about those eyebrows. Octo may protest though since that is actually a name of one of his exes.

DKC said...

So, I just clicked on the link to get to the original post and while looking at the picture, my 4 yr old comes up to me and says,
"What's that? High School Musical?
I laughed my ass off.

50PageMcGee said...

all this is making me consider the hierarchy of who has been made fun of the most on this blog. top five has got to look something like

1 - Uwe Boll
2 - Zac Efron (on a rocket sled)
3 - Gretchen the Underwhelming (or Harriet)
4 - Tom Cruise
5 - Kirsten Dunst

(Zac Efron's meteoric rise bumps Shia LaBoeuf out of the top five)

JPX said...

DCD, that's the second funniest thing I've heard all day! the first was Jordan's remark about painting the lobby of his parents' building.

JPX said...

I'mnotmarc, you're forgetting the Olsen twins!

50PageMcGee said...

that's exactly why i was asking for help. if it were a comprehensive top 5, would the olsen twins replace anybody? would the order of most hated change? i think the top two spots are pretty much a lock -- everyone here hates those two.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Excellent query Marc. My first thought was that Dunst should be higher on the list. And I don't think Gretchen is hated, though she has admittedly been mocked.

I randomly scrolled the May '07 archive and after first thinking "holy shit, I can't believe how much JPX posts", I found Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and M Night Shymafalalala to add to the list.

Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024

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