Monday, October 27, 2008

Clawed: The Legend of Sasquatch

(2005) *1/2

Four poachers are hunting bear in the mountains. Three of them die mysteriously, and the fourth claims the attacker was a grizzly bear, but we know better. The survivor heads back out to the woods with several more disreputable buddies to hunt the "grizzly bear"and to kill the Native American ranger who found him after the attack (huh?). At the very same time, four high school kids head out into the very same stretch of woods to collect data on bears for a biology project (huh?).

Yeah, this is a bad'un. I was all set to watch The Omen, popped it in the DVD player and... nothing. The DVD was toast. Fortunately I had this turkey on backup, so at least I got to watch a horror movie this evening, but Clawed: TLOS yields very little horror and is not much of a movie. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

3 comments:

Whirlygirl said...

AC, that picture is enough to make never want to watch this film. Why is he balding? Is he elderly?

miko564 said...

Wow this sounds bad! Also, why do they call it Clawed? Is that really Bigfoot's primary weapon? No wonder everyone thought it was a bear.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

He looks like an elderly wookie out of the Star Wars X-Mas Special.

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