Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A special message from Gretchen



Greetings. For those of you who don’t know me, the name is Gretchen and I am the undisputed Goddess of Horrorthon. It’s nice to see some new blood in addition to the familiar faces in this year’s competition. The action begins tonight at midnight so I trust everyone has their movie tickets purchased, their DVD players plugged in and their IPods loaded up with the most excessively violent, vomit-inducing films available. Let’s have a good, clean competition, ok folks? Better yet, let’s have an unholy, hate-filled, wretched month of darkness and discontent!

Let the games… begin!

21 comments:

Landshark said...

ipods...ipods...ipods!

I've been sitting here racking my brain trying to figure out how jpx crams so many movies into his time between patients. It's so simple. Patient X laying on the couch blathering on about how her mom lost her at the mall one time as a kid, jpx going "Hmm....interesting..." while keeping one eye on The Ring 2 on his ipod, strategically placed on one knee behind the desk.

Brilliant.

Octopunk said...

All of that is accurate except the Ring 2 part. Yucky lame!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Sorry Julie & JPX but Gretchen insisted that I bump her to the top so that she has the final word before Horrorthon '08 and I can only do what she tells me to...

Whirlygirl said...

Gretchen looks great with all that blood.

Julie said...

I have no problem with being bumped down. Gretchen is the star of the show, after all.

DCD said...

That's quite a manly outfit on Gretchen.

JPX said...

Nobody ever said that Gretchen was a woman...or a man...

Whirlygirl said...

JPX, you have to find that picture of Shotgun. She could give Gretchen some competition.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Who/what is Shotgun? And competition in what way?

AC said...

anyone starting a movie tonight at 12:01am?

Landshark said...

Yep! Trying to decide what to watch right now.

JPX said...

Awesome avatar, landshark! Oh yeah, I'm staring at a 75 dvd stack of horror movies - I've been Netflixing and copying all year. What to watch, what to watch...

DCD said...

I doubt I will start tonight. I was at the hotel from midnight Sun to 12:30am Monday night. And was working 21 out of those 241/2 hours.

Sorry - whining. Plus, I know there is no real excuse for waiting on Horrorthon!

DCD said...

Damn. Avatar is too small.

JPX said...

We all make sacrifices, DCD! Cool avatar but a bit small.

DCD said...

Let's try this.

AC said...

yay, 55 minutes to go!

happy viewing everybody (of course by "happy" i mean bloody, scary, and repulsive)!

DCD said...

La-La-La.

Landshark said...

jpx, I'm embarrassed to admit that I found only 2 straight up horror movies in my stack of 500 flicks. Wtf was I thinking? It's like I have false memory syndrome--I could have sworn I'd burned more than that.

Gonna have to hit the library/vid store tomorrow.

JPX said...

Landshark, it's only in more recent years that I've stockpiled horror movies. I would suggest picking this up for a good cheap supply, http://www.amazon.com/Horror-Classics-Movie-Pack-Collection/dp/B0001HAGTM/ref=pd_cp_d_1?pf_rd_p=413864101&pf_rd_s=center-41&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B000H5U68O&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0W26Z2M5PVEQ5S55FHXG

JPX said...

Time to watch horror.