Saturday, October 04, 2008

UKM: The Ultimate Killing Machine


(2006) **

The military recruits four troubled teens into the army. They whisk the misfits away to a secret lab where they immediately begin experimenting on them. Seems the military is up to it's old antics again trying to turn normal people into super soldiers. After they are inspected, injected and neglected they get pissed off and bust out of the inescapable super duper way, way secure room they are left in. They run off and happen upon Sgt. Holy Crap! who is the first victim of their tortuous experiments. Of course they, oops, accidentally let him loose. The Sgt. is way more like a killing machine than the super cranked foursome. Now there are 5 angry, super strong freaks running on a rampage through this oh so secure facility. Did I mention that this facility is really secure?

I have one question, is Michael Madsen really that desperate for work?

2 comments:

miko564 said...

He must be desperate for something Cat, IMDB has him listed in 10 movies that were released in 2008.

Octopunk said...

That movie sounds so stupid that even its initials are stupid. UKM? How would you say that? "Ukkem?"

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