Monday, October 13, 2008

Mindwarp

(1992) *

Judy is a dreamer living in Inworld. She thinks there should be more to life and bucks the system. The powers that be don't like this and exile Judy to the Outworld. She is captured by mutants called crawlers who live underground. She's rescued by Stover, a rogue human and taken to his pad. Shortly after, the crawler's who never seemed to be able to find Stover's hideout before suddenly bust in and capture them both. They are taken to an underground kingdom of filth, slime, blood, disease and general disgustingness that is all run by another exiled dreamer from Inworld. Can they survive the deadly sacrificial rituals that Seer has in store for them? A better question is, do you really care?

Why did you talk me into doing this shitty film?

I sincerely hope Bruce Campbell fired hs agent after accepting this role. The movie was so dark that it was nearly impossible to see what the hell was going on. Not that it really mattered because you just were wishing the damn thing would end anyway. The crawlers looked like filthy puffy marshmallow heads. Judy was an obnoxious bitch who deserved whatever she got. A real stinker to add to the pile. Oh Bruce, why!!!!??

1 comment:

DKC said...

"The crawlers looked like filthy puffy marshmallow heads. Judy was an obnoxious bitch who deserved whatever she got."

I think those two sentences should have been your whole review - riot!!

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