From Darkhorizons, "Bridget Moynahan is set to join Tim Robbins in Henry Bean's black comedy "Noise" which begins shooting in New York at the end of next month reports Production Weekly.The story follows NYC urbanite David Owen (Robbins) who becomes so distraught by the noise of New York's hustle and bustle that he becomes a vigilante known as 'The Rectifier' and wages war on car alarms everywhere.
He soon learns though the price of his new identity as his pursuit costs him his job and family life, his friends and children begin questioning his sanity, and he earns the spite of the city's mayor."
6 comments:
It's like Turk 182! Man, if I still lived in NYC and somebody started going vigilante on the car alarms, I'd sign up to be his sidekick. Or I'd just sledgehammer some loud cars near my house and blame it on him.
Summerisle once egged a car in Boston outside of his apartment because of non-stop car alarm.
I figured that you'd post a picture of Michael Douglas from Falling Down, but I suppose that was L.A., the quiet city.
There was an SNL filmed skit a while back in which somebody made an enormous rocket launcher in his window that automatically destroyed cars whose alarms were going off in the middle of the night.
But you're right; it's the movie for me. I can't stand all this NOISE...the NOISE...argh
You just need a Penthouse, Jordan.
Yeah! You'll still have to deal with the racket from the helicopter alarms and the flying and web-slinging super heroes, but you'll be safe from car alarms and C.H.U.D.s.
I got one of those SNL rocket launchers once, but what they don't remind you is that the first rocket sets off ALL the car alarms on the block, and soon you're out of rockets. Expensive.
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