Thursday, October 20, 2011

Hatchet 2

(2010) ***

Sequel similar to the first. Girl goes back to the bayou and brings a hunting group lead by Rev. Zombie(Tony Todd-Candyman) to kill butcher Victor Crowley. Catfreeek and I agree that he looks like a beefed-up Chunk from Goonies.


Though I liked Danielle Harris in Rob Zombie's Halloween, her eyebrows were getting on my nerves in this one..

There is plenty of cheesy acting, blood and gore, and great weapons including a big enough chainsaw to cut a sequoia tree to keep everyone entertained. There are even precious moments in the movie about details of his birth and his daddy(Kane Hodder) crying. I don't think I've ever seen Kane Hodder cry! There is a decent intestine strangulation of a head popping off and a decapitation during doggy-style!

Derp!

3 comments:

DKC said...

Wow! Way to capture the highlights with that last sentence! Too funny.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

You lie! Kane Hodder would never cry!

Octopunk said...

Yes, awesome wrap up at the end there!

Julie went to the premiere of this and then to the cast party at Danielle Harris's house. Jealous! I was home watching the boy.

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