Thursday, October 06, 2011

The Creeps

(1997) **1/2

Its a funny cheesy horror movie...when things go wrong and you get midgets! Its expected of a Full Moon production. Things go wrong for a mad scientist who "borrows" original copies of Bram Stoker's Dracula, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, The Mummy and Wolfman stories and tries to bring the monsters to life. The librarian who finds out that the originals have been switched finds the scientist who ends up kidnapping her and using her in this experiment. She ends up being rescued by a newbie investigator that she had hired and the monsters end up being three feet tall. This is worth watching for the comedy and the silly accent of the only monster with dialogue.
Mini-Drac needs a stool to bite your neck


Octopunk said...

Does the mad scientist consider midget monsters a failure? Because midgets are scary, kinda.

50PageMcGee said...

midgets are only scary in numbers. up to two of them, you can still hold them back, hand to forehead so they do the "whyioughtawhyioughta" dance.

more than two and you are, of course, screwed.

DCD said...

I hope we don't get in trouble with The Lollipop Guild for making these comments!