Thursday, October 14, 2010

Exorcism

(1979) *

This film should have gone to Whirly's house. It's French and it is supposed to be horror. It is basically an s&m flick with some horror undertones. A priest goes on a killing spree in the sex community. He believes they are all demons and he decides to excise them. Only the exorcisms are just a matter of him killing the sex tarts then reciting, “in nomine patri et filli et espirito sancti” over their dead bodies. The best line comes from the priest as he's holding a victim exclaiming, “I am the sword of the lord!” The film is filled with big asses, giant black bushes and boobs being whipped. I even saw one guy with an ass crack full of talcum powder. Jeez, they could have dusted him off first! I was fooled into thinking this was an actual horror film by the title. It claimed to be a horror film, I mean the priest was deranged and there was a decent amount of blood. Still, I feel like I just watched an hour and a half of soft core porn. I hope nobody was looking in my window. I gave it one star for trying to have a plot.

5 comments:

DCD said...

"This film should have gone to Whirly's house." Too funny. Sorry it was such a stinker though!

Octopunk said...

When I read the pre-blog review printouts JPX gave me once, it seems the brothers XPants would come across this softcore-porn-disguised-as-horror phenomenon a lot.

Funny stuff, Cat.

Whirlygirl said...

I actually came across this one when compiling my list, but it sounded even too awful for me. Thanks for taking this one, Cat!

50PageMcGee said...

did the talc find it's way into the guy's ass crack via...

PIPE IN THE ASS?!

Catfreeek said...

Unfortunately not 50P, that might have earned it another star.