First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Microwave Massacre
(1983) *
Ok so if this was your wife wouldn't you want to kill her too? Basically this construction worker guy kills his wife because she's a rotten cook. For cryin' out loud, all the guy wanted was a bologna sandwich but she keeps trying to push some Parisian crap on him. He finally snaps and strangles her. Then he decides to cook her in the new microwave and eat her. He gets addicted to the taste of human meat and goes on a mini killing spree. I'm not sure why he kept killing when the freezer was still pretty full. I guess he wanted a variety. Oy! My rating says it all.
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6 comments:
Methinks the picture says it all!
(Don't you hate it when people say "methinks"?)
Aye Matey, methinks I do.
Ha! I was going to watch this one just for the sake of seeing a terrible movie, but then decided against it.
Methinks it was a good idea that you took on this one.
Methinks that picture is HIlarious!!
That should get an extra star just for that picture! Hilarious!
I bet her hair never looked that good when she was alive.
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