Monday, October 06, 2008

Psyched by the 4-D Witch

(1972) **1/2



You’re never more than 10 seconds away from boob in this oddity. Presumably meant to be taken with an eighth or so of shrooms, Psyched by the 4-D Witch is an old fashioned erotic bug-out. The plot revolves around a buxom blonde who gets possessed by an evil ancestor after experimenting with sexual witchcraft. This sexual witchcraft begins with a naughty fantasy that enables her to experience sexual pleasure without losing her virginity. Things only get weirder and kinkier from there and for those who are interested (you know who you are, shame on you!), there is a 3 way lesbian sequence in addition to a very suggestive scene involving a snake. And who could forget the sexual vampire?

I should mention that the whole movie flows like a pretentious art school project. Bright lights, kaleidoscopic backgrounds, fog machines, overlapping images, and blink-and-you’ll-miss-it flashes of eyeballs are the norm in this world. The soundtrack consists of 2 songs repeated ad nauseum – Pink Floyd’s A Saucerful of Secrets and the 4-D Witch theme song which becomes slightly less tolerable with each appearance. And that’s really all there is to say about that one!

5 comments:

AC said...

dude, i daren't see this, for fear it would ruin "saucerful of secrets" for me.

Catfreeek said...

Um, I think I'll take a pass on that one.

Whirlygirl said...

JSP, you are certainly earning yourself the worst movies watched of Horrorthon 2008 award.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Yeah, I've been having a helluva time... Once my next batch of Netflix arrives hopefully I can make it to at least the *** flicks.

Octopunk said...

You do a couple grindhouse flicks and you appreciate how when Tarantino's Grindhouse came out, various jerks kept saying "you know, those movies he's paying homage to weren't all that good."

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