Thursday, October 14, 2010

Human Centipede: First Sequence

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
(2009) ****

Yeah, it's all that!

Meet the mad Dr. Heiter. Just take a good look at this guy, something isn't right.

The doctor is obsessed with creating what he considers to be a beautiful creature by attaching them lips to asshole. You have to wonder, how many nights did he lie awake thinking of this. How many years did it take him to go fully mad and decide to execute his fantasy. Who thinks up this shit!


When she woke up that morning I'm sure she never imagined her lips would be sewn to someone's ass. I'd rather be stuck in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house.

Seriously! Just look at this crazy motherfucker! Would you want to venture into his house?

15 comments:

50PageMcGee said...

think about this: he calls it a human centipede -- i think in his wildest fantasies, he actually wanted twenty-five people strung up ass to mouth.

50PageMcGee said...

hence, *first* sequence

JPX said...

I was expecting 25 people strung together and I only got a lousy three! He's a sucky mad scientist.

50PageMcGee said...

say, i just noticed one of the pics freeek posted is a clip taken at the *exact* moment that i got one of mine. like it's the same shot, same facial expression, same everything. it's just at a different contrast.

that's weird.

Catfreeek said...

Dammit! I was trying not to post any duplicate shots.

Whirlygirl said...

I'm saving this one until the end of the month.

50PageMcGee said...

that's the weird thing though, cat -- i took the screen grab myself and you got yours online. which means i caught mine at the precise moment that someone else online caught theirs. the timing is uncanny.

Landshark said...

How does one make a screen grab, btw?

Octopunk said...

Are you guys talking about the "look at this crazy motherfucker!" picture? Because that pic/caption combo is freeekin' AWESOME.

Octopunk said...

Download a media player called VLC. When you hit option-command-S it'll take a screenshot.

Admittedly I was just shown that key command by 50P, I was using the Mac's integral screenshot command (shift command 3) and then cropping later (shift command 4). You can't use the dvd player for that because it deactivates the screenshot function.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

This and Frozen are the most reviewed movies of 'Thon 2010 thus far. I haven't seen either yet but neither seem to be must-sees like Trick 'r Treat and Let the Right One In did last year.

Catfreeek said...

That is pretty damn amazing 50.

DKC said...

Can the rest of the reviewers agree not to use that pic with the dark haired girl with the buggy eyes? (Who is obviously attached to someone's bum?) That picture turns my stomach every time.

Biddy.

JPX said...

You're wrong, JSP, this film is great!

Catfreeek said...

Totally agree.

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