Friday, October 21, 2011

Blown

(2005) Zero Stars

During a noisy bachelor party, a neighbor, who happens to be a voodoo priestess, gets annoyed and casts a spell on the entertainment, the ugliest blow up sex doll that they could find. The doll then goes on a killing rampage. In spite of a few laugh out loud moments, the film was nearly unwatchable. In my opinion, the doll didn’t kill them fast enough. Avoid this film at all costs!

4 comments:

Octopunk said...

Are the victims continually in the middle of blowjobs when they get it? Because I'm having a hard time thinking of an Achille's heel worse than being inflatable.

"They discovered my weakness! A single prick with a pointy object!"

Trevor said...

I thought the same thing - is this a villain that's really hard to kill?

DKC said...

HAHAHAHA! Both to the review and Octo's comment. Seriously, did her cheap, blow-up doll plastic become super-powered?

AC said...

catfreeek, the woman who will watch anything, calls this movie "nearly unwatchable"? i'll take her word for it.

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