Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Pelts

(2006)




Racoons get revenge.
Like a PETA remake of
I Spit on Your Grave

Poached racoon pelts from
Animal sanctuary
Lead to death and gore

Meatloaf in lead role,
Plays a sleazy fur trader.
Ends up as meatloaf.

4 comments:

Catfreeek said...

Yay! I've been looking forward to your haiku reviews. I had forgotten all about this MOH episode. It's got a pretty good pipe in the ass if AI remember right.

JPX said...

Love this review!

Octopunk said...

Severed face, eew!

Do the pelts reanimate individually or is there a killer coat?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Looks pretty gnarly and now I'm humming Meatloaf. "Let me sleep on it, baby, baby let me sleep on it".

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