Friday, October 07, 2011

Rabid

(1977) **1/2

This was Marilyn Chambers’ big break away from porn film. She probably should have stuck with what she did best. After a motorcycle accident, Rose, a badly injured woman is transported to a hospital. A plastic surgeon applies a new experimental method of skin graph, it goes horribly wrong. I could have guessed it, when you hear Theremin music in the operating room it’s always a bad sign.

The operation results in this asshole looking thing under Rose’s armpit. The asshole has a penis like probe that spears people and sucks out blood. No I’m not making this shit up.


It also infects the victims turning them into crazed bloodthirsty maniacs. Yeah, this is some far out crazy shit! Anyway, the infection starts to spread and the military come in to quarantine the town. At this point Rose finally starts to figure out that it just might be her causing all the trouble.

Oy! I give it 2 ½ stars for originality and that’s about it. If you want my opinion, she should have remained behind the green door.

8 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

You're nuts! Rabid is super awesome!

Catfreeek said...

Your nuts!

DKC said...

Wait a minute - she doesn't know that she is the one doing this? Is she unaware of her armpit anus?

Catfreeek said...

So JSP, am I to understand that you've been trying to get another blog member to watch this movie for years? Now that you've finally gotten your wish(and I've seen this movie before), I pan the film. Bahahahaha!

Catfreeek said...

DCD I think you should watch this, it needs another female opinion. Abduscias and I watched it together and we were not all that impressed.

Abduscias said...

Lol...armpit anus

Octopunk said...

"when you hear Theremin music in the operating room it’s always a bad sign."

Yes! Excellent call.

50PageMcGee said...

so did the doctor surgically implant the armpit anus? didn't any of the other doctors or nurses in the room ask what it was for?

AMA advocates must want to shoot themselves when they watch stuff like this.

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